First ever Christmas in July Hash CJH1 July 26th!

[breaststroke]

Hello Boys and Girls! It’s your old pal, Breaststroke with a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Jolly Old Santa L Cause is on vacay right here in sunny Hotlanta and he wants to give all of you a chance to get off the Naughty List! He’s targeting the Worst of the Worst so while he’s in Marietta whipping those miserable loser Braves into shape (as if there’s any hope there!), he’ll take some time to join the Hashers for BEER and merriment on Saturday, July 26th! Cum in your best summer Christmas suit and get ready for the first ever CHRISTMAS IN JULY HASH (CJH1)! Meet Santa and his helpers (Dribbles the Elder, Bull$hit, and Breaststroke) at Atlanta Hash time (gather at 1:00pm) at 2145 Roswell Road in Marietta in front of Pawnopoly and for $10, you can expect BEER, trail, BEER STOP, food, BEER, a little gift from Santa and his helpers, BEER, pool ending, and of course, BEER.

And to help you get off on that Naughty List, prepare your best case to butter up Ol’ Santy so maybe you won’t get that nasty lump of COAL this year. Some suggestions from Santa’s blog updated in {} for the Hashing community:

1. Say good morning to a stranger {as you drop trou without spilling your BEER!}.
2. Wave and smile at the driver stuck in traffic who clearly hasn’t had his coffee yet. {If your hand is holding a BEER, middle finger is sufficient.}
3. Write a nice letter to slip into the Christmas card you’re sending to your aunt or uncle who you rarely see. {Better yet, slip in a dick pic of you holding a BEER! They’ll remember and talk about it for years!}
4. Bring your elderly neighbor a casserole. {Brownies <wink wink> and BEER would be even better!!}
5. Post 5 things you are grateful for on Facebook. {Can’t wait to see this one from you guys! Please post in the comments on the Hash page. I'll read them while drinking my BEER!}
6. Leave a generous tip for the barista {HARES} who got up at 4am {10ish} so you could have your morning cup of ambition {BEER!}
7. Invite your new neighbor over for coffee {BEER!}
8. Hug your kids {then send them to the store for BEER!}
9. Let someone go ahead of you in line at the grocery store {sneaking your BEER in their cart as a generous gesture}.
10. Ask your child’s parents over for game night. {???WTF??? Seriously, this was on the blog…oh well, make sure you have plenty of BEER for your child’s parents?}

ON ON you naughty boys and girls!!! See you on the 26th!