https://maps.app.goo.gl/tUyJpGgudCcPpk9U7
Details are bolded, since some of y’all cain’t ‘terpet po’tree:
Well, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee,
It gets wetter than yer mama’s coochie!
We’ll lay floaties on that Georgia river.
We’ll git a little crazy, and we’ll test yer livers.
Launch on the river from Powers Ferry
Bring all yer cans at the pale Noon-time
Talking 'bout cars, if you meet us early,
We can shuttle cars startin’ 11:30
Yeah, we love bimbos for the Shoot the Hoochee
And once we shuttle down, you can wet your coochie
If you learned how to swim and you learned who you was
It doesn’t really matter, you still need a life vest—
PFDs!
Well, you’ll bring up your tubies and your own cold bevvies
At the On-In, we’ll feed your bellies.
So 5 bucks for hash cash, 5 more for parking,
We’ll drop you off deflated, but you don’t have to go home.
Float down the river at midday light
Any nifty floating coolers can make cans light
Take out to the cars at Paces Mill, man.
That’s about the plan, just a livin' ‘til the On-In
Yeah, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee
Never knew how much that cruddy water meant to me
But we’ll check for rain and for salmonella
A lot is not heaven and a little we love!
Well, watch on facebook and on the webpage
If it gets awful, we’ll screw the poochie!
There will probably be questions. Contact Jackass or Double Suck or reply here. It’s not you, it’s me.
Shoot the Hooch! 7/13/24
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Re: Shoot the Hooch! 7/13/24
Weather & bacteria status are looking good! We are GO!
https://ga.water.usgs.gov/bacteria/?fbc ... 8CY37vvLYQ
https://ga.water.usgs.gov/bacteria/?fbc ... 8CY37vvLYQ