Howdy Wankers! Sour Snatch and her toy boy are gonna be in you so hard 12 - 15 April. We're going to be staying in Midtown. Could we get a ride to trail please? I'll provide your libations for end circle.
To sweeten the pot of intrigue, the toy boy has recently returned from serving an LDS mission and is looking to go on something like a rumspringa.