HARE NEEDED FOR SLUT OCT 5TH

[gentrifuckation]

We need a big ol' SLUT to hare and cook for THURSDAY October 5th!!!
A good ending is key, as moving all the stuff if the popo show up is a pain! Beer stops are nice and a MAX trail length of 4 miles is recommended... gotta bundle the kids off to bed you know as it's a school night!
I am happy to help with preparations if you wanna give it a go solo....
Give Gentrif*ckation a shout if you are game or drunk and easy....
to influence to hare!
gentrihasher@gmail.com or PM me....

[penile code]

Given what a SLUT I am, I volunteer. Parking will be safe, the trail will be safe. The food will be edible. If you die, I will piss on you.