Moonlite #1614 - The Dumbathlon, Part Three
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2025 2:10 am
I know, I know, like eager young children awaiting the descent of a strange Nordic man down your chimney, you thought this day would never come ... or at least that I would never post the start info ... but, ... keep a grip of your jittery bladders ... it's Monday Monday Monday! Moonlite time! Trail shall be thine! Freshly wrapped in shiny paper so you can rip it apart and complain that you didn't want a frigging cardigan.
Fret not, trail will not be the cardigan of your fears. And yet it may run and unravel, like our mammy-made cardigans of yore. Anyways, where were we ...
Trail!
Start: The Wheelhouse, which we have not bothered in a while, and is strangely willing to put up with us.
When: Monday, August 25th, 2025 A.D. You know, about the time we were supposed to have personal helicopters and robots and pneumatic personal assistants and summer homes on Mars.
What time: Meet at 7 if you're into that weird turning up early thing. Hare is out at 7:25PM or whenever Sani gets (more) impatient.
What to bring: Next of kin, a machete, medi-vac kit, portable fusion generator - because they should be a thing by now too - ... OK, just the usual. Change of clothes if you're the runny and/or sweaty kind, maybe a flashy light as the year wanes and trail meanders into the
What to expect: I have no idea. Trail will be LIVE!
Fret not, trail will not be the cardigan of your fears. And yet it may run and unravel, like our mammy-made cardigans of yore. Anyways, where were we ...
Trail!
Start: The Wheelhouse, which we have not bothered in a while, and is strangely willing to put up with us.
When: Monday, August 25th, 2025 A.D. You know, about the time we were supposed to have personal helicopters and robots and pneumatic personal assistants and summer homes on Mars.
What time: Meet at 7 if you're into that weird turning up early thing. Hare is out at 7:25PM or whenever Sani gets (more) impatient.
What to bring: Next of kin, a machete, medi-vac kit, portable fusion generator - because they should be a thing by now too - ... OK, just the usual. Change of clothes if you're the runny and/or sweaty kind, maybe a flashy light as the year wanes and trail meanders into the
What to expect: I have no idea. Trail will be LIVE!