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Shoot the Hooch Sunday Sunday Sunday

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2025 12:24 pm
by Headnurse
Pisstacide is on vacation so we are deferring to Shoot the Hooch for your weekend Hashing Adventure. Enjoy! The weather should be fantastic( not 100 degrees) This group of misfits will show you a good time. Just make sure you have your PFD!!

2025 Shoot the Hooch H3: Your non-denominational hash! ;)

The Skinny:
When: Sunday, August 3rd, 2025—meet up at 10:30am, on the river at 11:30am
Put IN/Start: Chattahoochee NRA--Powers Island Unit
5450 Interstate N Pkwy, Sandy Springs, GA 30328
https://maps.app.goo.gl/jfpPzZoEQ5ktZUh26

How: PLEASE RSVP on the SLUT Facebook group event so I can have enough food! (If you're not on fb, reach out to me directly.)

Who: Gentrifuckation and a cast of millions, including you
How much: $15 cash money for river beer and good food at the end!
($15??? yes. Inflation sucks, sorry!)
What to expect: chaos and regret AND a 2.5 hour float with some jumping at the jumping rock, a little lounging on a beach, and time for food and shenanigans at the end.
What to bring: hash cash, credit card to pay parking, water, a float, sunscreen, Personal Flotation Device ("PFD," e.g. life vest, required by park rangers), big ass hat, and a thirst for cold beer and playing in the water.
Pulling Out/End: Always too late, but here you go! Get it right for once!
https://maps.app.goo.gl/hqQ5PdekeqUDr9Bx9

Excited? Good. I’m excited for you!
RSVP here please, so we can have the right amount of food!!


The Fatty:
August 3rd! Sunday is a hashing day! :)
Get yourself a flotation device plus a PFD, and get yourself to Cochran Shoals by 10:30ish. On the river by 11:30!
We'll have devices to blow up your float and to float the beer down the river with us. If you have a floating cooler, please bring it. (and let Gentry know pls)
Shots you say? Why not! You have jobs, bring some!!!!
Walmart had as of July 15th floats for sale. Amazon also has them 2-day delivery. Cost depends on how fancy you want to get. But less than $20 should easily do it.
https://www.amazon.com/Intex-River-Swim ... B0000AYGIX
You can also rent them at Cochran Shoals for the day. Price to follow once I fucking find it or you can look yourself, you lazy bastards! noc.com

We will provide a shuttle from the end to start but will expect some folks to help pitch in. If you get to the start early, we may take cars to the end to shuttle back. Uber is actually an option
It's a group effort, so always takes a bit longer. Bring your patience please!
You'll need a park pass or to pay for parking. I think it's online only. Carpooling recommended.
Notice: you can come without a PFD but if you get dragged off of the river by Canadian Mounties, you're probably being kidnapped.
If you get dragged off the river by the Park rangers, that will be on you. The hash will float on. Sorry but not completely sorry?! Right? Right!!!
We've never had any trouble... however, You've. been. warned.

Questions? Call Davy Crochet he loves that shit.
Feel like a good cry? Swamp Guinea is available for hugs.
Dick and tit pics and general inquiries can be sent to gentrihasher@gmail.com, but don't get me on another watch list! >:)

Re: Shoot the Hooch Sunday Sunday Sunday

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2025 6:22 pm
by gentrifuckation
HASH ATTENTION: We are watching the weather for Sunday closely and will make the call to cancel, or not, Saturday… Please check back!!! Current Sunday forcast is a high of 72 degrees, and a 76% chance rain… I like the float as much as anybody, but with all the lightning we’ve been getting, am concerned about getting some free electro-shock therapy… or worse! Check back tomorrow please…..

If we cancel, we will be having a mini pub crawl somewhere ITP (start at Estoria probably and then crawl up the beltline…) It will suck to not be on the water and adulting sucks even more, but here we are…...

Re: Shoot the Hooch Sunday Sunday Sunday

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2025 6:23 pm
by MotherSucker
I'll be cumming :twisted:

Re: Shoot the Hooch Sunday Sunday Sunday

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2025 6:33 pm
by davey
From ye ol Book of Faces:

HASH ATTENTION!!!

Shoot the Hooch is canceled.

74% chance of rain; air temperature of only 72° make this float borderline uncomfortable, and this is before the gods of thunder and lightning show up and make their presence known.

Been there, done that, don't want to again.

All is not lost however!

The intrepid Swamp Guinea begs us to gather at noon at 97 Estoria for an impromptu-ish Pub crawl.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/byRv1MYudcXXoCk57

Imbibing, biking and/or walking to ensue. Breaker breaker, Euclid Ave Yacht Club and Starbar might all be on the pub crawl list, but you'll have to show up to find out! See you all tomorrow at NOON.

Wear your rubbers and bring an umbrella!!! OnOn