SHOOT DA' HOOCH 26TH AUGUST NOON

[gentrifuckation]

WHAT: SHOOT DA' HOOCH....... SAT the 26th at 12 NOON.
(the other noon, the one not at midnight, wanker)
Shoot da' Hooch pronouns: noon. Noon. and NOON.
WHEN: 12 NOON SAT 26th AUGUST
(the part of the day when you're still hung over, but have, once again, sworn off drinking... that part)
WHERE: (Your Mom's house as usual, then NOON!!!) Cochran SHOALS Powers Island
NOC Chattahoochee Outpost Powers Island

start: 5450 Interstate N Pkwy, Sandy Springs, GA 30328
https://goo.gl/maps/kdWberf73bUQhw2K8

COST: $10 Dollars to make ya' holla' and get beer/chips/ and some real food at the end.....

What a HALF MIND needs:
A float and a personal flotation device*
(Amazon INTEX river tube if you need one)
A ride with friends. Carpool. You can do it.
PDF and sunscreen; sunscreen and PDF
A funny hat, floating cooler, hash cash, etc... Tell your friends.
PARKING is $5: and is a challenge but parking available on both sides of the Hooch, but official start is on the EAST side. Park where ever and cum on over. Skip on over even. No judgement.
We will have inflation devices (hey, blow up dolls don't blow themselves you know! don't judge)
IF YOU HAVE A BEER COOLER FLOAT THINGY, PLEASE BRING IT!
and also please let Gentrifuckation know!
Current plan is we shove 4 beers down the front of your swim suit and YOU BETTER NOT LIKE IT! (looking at you 2Limp and tainted meat) We don't have a good psych plan, so help us out...
We'll have some food at the end, which is PACES MILL. We can shuttle some folks if you arrive early enough.....
Questions??? Call Swamp, he loves that shit.

*Nice try, but sadly, boobs don't count.

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I will be at the end at 11:30 with a truck for those of you who may want to leave your vehicle at the end and get transported with your float to the start. There is limited seating in the cab, but there's the bed and I'm willing to make a couple of trips.
On-on!

[Hand-Tossed]

Paces Mill Park
3444 Cobb Pkwy, Atlanta, GA 30339

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Chatt ... ?entry=ttu

[Hand-Tossed]

If your interested but don't see me, you can call or text 404-667-1317
HT, on-on